The puffer fish should be the official fish of Vietnam. Everyone wants to be it. Especially when they’re trying to cross the busy streets. I see everyone puffing themselves to be bigger so the traffic won’t hit them.

The mosquito should be Vietnam’s official bugger. Just the thought of it keeps you swatting away your sleep. Who needs water boarding to torture? Just put a mosquito in the room … Or better yet, have them cross the Vietnam streets during rush hour.